Bob calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I can't work today. I'm really sick."

The boss says, "You know, Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a deep, passionate kiss. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Bob calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house."