A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here."

The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin. He clicked his flashlight off and froze.

He heard nothing more, so after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

He pulled the stereo out and started packing it up. Again, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light frantically, looking for the source of the voice. In the corner of the room, his light beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep", the parrot said, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. He saw the name "Moses" on a plaque on the bird's cage.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed, "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

The bird replied, "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."