Morris was ninety-two when he finally went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, Morris came in for a follow-up appointment with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctors said "Morris, great to see you! How are you today?"

"Well, I did what you said, Doc. I said 'Hi' to Harry and I somehow got a hot mamma," Morris said, smiling to his companion.

The doctor said, "Morris, I said you were hard of hearing and you had a heart murmur."