One night a burglar was trying to break into a house. He was sneaking across the lawn when he heard a voice, "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumped, turned around, but he didn't see anything. So he started creeping across the lawn again.

"Jesus is coming for you!"

He heard it again! Then he spotted a parrot in a cage inside an open window. He approached carefully and said to the parrot, "Did you say that?"

The parrot answered "That's right. Polly said."

The burglar said "Polly? What stupid idiot would actually name his parrot Polly?"

At this time, the burglar heard growling directly behind him.

The parrot laughed and said, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler Jesus."