Gordon was a successful business man who had become disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city. He decided to move to the country. He took his savings and purchased a large ranch out in the middle of nowhere on the rolling hills of Montana.

After a couple of days moving in and enjoying the solitude, Gordon heard the drumming of hoofbeats outside his cabin. Uncertain of what to expect, he walked out to greet his visitor.

"Hello there," the said the rider, "I'm Jimmy, your neighbor. I have a ranch only 6 miles from here. Welcome to the neighborhood!"

Gordon shook Jimmy's hand and introduced himself.

Jimmy smiled warmly, "Well, I tell ya, I'll throw a little Welcome Party for you next Saturday. We'll have some music, some dancing, some drinkin', and you know how these things go... we'll end up with some hugging, some kissing, probably some fighting... But that's how it goes around here. We'll have a great old time."

Gordon could only shrug and ask, "Sounds great! How should I dress?"

"Aw, don't matter" replied Jimmy, "Just be comfortable. Only gonna be the two of us."