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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
Elayne Boosler |Comedian
08/18/1952 - 11/24/2024
Elayne Boosler is an American comedian, writer, and animal activist. She was named one of Comedy Central's "Greatest 100 Stand-Up Comedians of All Time". (Wikipedia)
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