Home
Menu

One-Liners807

Husbands are like lawn mowers: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don’t work half the time.
next

Browse All of the Topics

One-Liner Randomness





In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.

© 2024 LineWeight, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Questions? Comments? Contact Us
Privacy Policy About TickleJar Home