An elderly husband and wife are both having problems remembering things.

During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. They agree that's a great idea.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, and asks his wife if she wants anything from the kitchen.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream," she asks.

The husband nods and says that he will.

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it," his wife asks.

"No, I can remember it," he replies.

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it," she says.

"I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries," the husband replies confidently.

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down," she asks.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment.

She looks at him, clearly upset and says, "Where's my toast?"