Little Jimmy brought a note home from school explaining to his parents that he'd failed sex ed.

They read the note and their disappointment with little Jimmy was clear.

"What happened here, Jimmy?" They asked.

"Mrs. Smith is just trying to get me. I learned everything real good. I swear," he pleaded.

"That seems doubtful," little Jimmy's father replied.

"It's true!" Jimmy insisted.

"Oh Jimmy, this is very upsetting," his mother said.

"You're upset?" little Jimmy said, "I'm so mad I could kick Mrs. Smith right in the nuts."