A little boy was sitting on his front porch eating a bag of candy, shoveling it in his mouth just as fast as he could.

An elderly gentleman saw this and said, "Young man, that candy looks delicious, but that's a very unhealthy way to eat it."

The boy looked up at him and said, "Mister, my grandfather lived to be 102 years old."

The elderly gentleman was impressed, "By eating candy in that manner, you mean?"

The boy responded, "No, my minding his own darn business."