A woman was three months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma. She woke up after seven months. She had given birth while she was out. Concerned, the woman asked her doctor what had happened.

The Doctor said, "Not to worry! You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother was here with you the whole time. In fact, he named them for you."

She said, "That's sweet, but he's an idiot! What did he name them?"

The Doctor said, "Well, the girl he named Denise..."

"Ohh," the woman smiled, "that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?"

"Denephew."