A husband and wife were on the 9th green at the golf course when suddenly she collapsed from a heart attack.

"Help me dear," she groaned to her husband.

The husband called 911 on his cell phone, talked for a few minutes, picked up his putter, and lined up a putt.

His wife raised her head off the green and stared at him in disgust, "I'm dying over here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," said the husband calmly, "there is a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asked feebly?

"It should be very soon," said her husband. "Under the circumstances, I'm sure everyone will let him play through."