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I picked up my friend and we went for a drive. As I got to an intersection, I ran through a red light. My friend kind of looked at me and said, "Hey, that was a light red?" I said yes, but reassured him that it was okay because my brother does it all of the time.

Soon I came upon another intersection and drove right through another red light. The car coming the other way honked at me. My friend is starting to freak out and said, "Dude, you just ran another red light." I shrugged and told him not to worry about it because my brother does it all of the time.

Here we go again through another red light about 2 minutes later and almost got clipped by another car coming the other way. My friend is now clearly upset as he yells at me to stop doing that. I just told him not to be concerned because my brother does it all the time.

At the next intersection the light is green. I slammed on my breaks. My friend yells at me, "The light is green... What are you doing?! GO!"

I told him that I shouldn't because my brother might be coming the other way.
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