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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright |Comedian
12/06/1955 - 11/21/2024
Steven Wright is an American comedian, actor, and writer, known for his deadpan delivery and absurd one-liners. (Wikipedia)
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