An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Well that's a dumb question," the farmer said, "There was only one thing I could write, under the circumstances."

"So what did you write," his wife pressed.

“Here, boy,” he replies.