Born and bred in Manhattan, Larry and Jane left the city to buy a cattle ranch in Wyoming. Months later, a friend flew out for a visit. “So, what did you name the ranch?” he asked.

“At first, we couldn’t agree on anything,” said the new cowboy. “We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch.”

“Wow!” His friend was impressed. But looking around, he saw no cattle.

“So where are all the cows?”

“None of them survived the branding.”