A man went to his doctor and explained that his wife insisted he visit.

"She tells me she's worried, because she's noticed I'm not keeping up with all the chores around the house like I used to."

The doctor nodded, and began an examination.

When the examination was over, the man said, “Okay, Doctor. No medical jargon. Tell me in plain English... What’s wrong with me?”

“Well, in plain English,” said the doctor, “you’re just lazy.”

The man nodded. “Alright. Give me the medical jargon so I can tell my wife.”