"Honey it's me," the husband said, his voice barely audible.

"I don't want to alarm you but I was in a car accident. It's bad. Paula brought me to the hospital.

"I have fourteen broken bones, a lacerated spleen, hundreds of cuts and bruises, and they've amputated my right leg. I also have a head wound, and they fear brain damage. I'm in a lot of pain, and we really don't know what's going to happen next."

The wife paused for a moment, held back a tear and replied, "Who the heck is Paula?"