A dum dum man was jumped in an alley by two muggers.

He put up heroic resistance, but was eventually overpowered and the attackers went through his pockets. They didn't find much.

"You mean you fought like that for 48 cents?" said one mugger incredulously.

"Is that all you wanted?" answered the relieved dum dum, "Jeepers, guys. I thought you were after the $500.00 in my shoe."