A Classic Quote

"I went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' The doctor said, 'I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect.'"
Rodney Dangerfield |Comedian, Actor
11/22/1921 - 10/05/2004
Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, and screenwriter. He was known for his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his roles in films such as "Caddyshack" and "Back to School." (Wikipedia)
 Rodney  Dangerfield
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