Charlie was a good fellow. He was a bit thick, and would occasionally get into trouble, but he meant well.

Charlie resolved to keep his nose clean, and get his life in order. And then the very next day he was stopped for speeding.

"Here we go again," thought Charlie.

The police officer asked very nicely if he could see Charlie's license.

Charlie just shook his head, "See? This is exactly why it's so hard to stay out of trouble! Make up your mind, man! Last week you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"