The President was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. The President was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

The President said, "No problem. We'll take you and your friends there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I want a medal."

The President said, "Done! You'll all get the highest award we have!"

The third kid was kind of thoughtful, and said, "I don't think I want any of that stuff. I think I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset."

The President was a little perplexed and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."

The kid said, "No. Not now. But my Daddy voted for the other guy. So darn sure I will be when he finds out I saved you."