Joke of the Day
What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A yaardvark.
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
Dan Quayle |U.S Vice President
At a fund-raising event for the United Negro College Fund, attempting to quote the UNCF tagline, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."