Joke of the Day
Why is it a good idea to be best friends with babies?
Free cake every year for the rest of your life.
"I went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' The doctor said, 'I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect.'"
Rodney Dangerfield |Comedian, Actor